Ain't ashamed to admit Labelle taught me all the French I'll ever need to know.

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Dean couldn't help that his immediate response to his brother dressing him up in a bra was to throw the Kleenex at his head, and call him names.

Things used to be real friggen simple when that was the only thing we had to worry about.

It's always gonna come down to the rubbing embrace, the germinated seed, and the tree climber.

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Hi, I'm Dean.

That chick last night was definitely about a seven.

Yes I am, and thank you for noticing, sweetheart.

Especially where twin gymnasts are involved.

Losin' it was a small sacrifice for gettin' the job done.

There were days when he wondered why he tried to shoulder the burden alone when all he wanted to do was go face down on a bed, and sleep for a week, but then who else would be stupid enough to try and protect humanity?